How to Justify Morning Beer

By art

If it’s before noon, it is socially acceptable to drinkĀ  Screwdrivers, Mimosas, or Bloody Marys.

Bloody Marys traditionally have beer backs.

So, you can drink a Bloody Mary with a beer back, hold the Bloody Mary.

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5 Responses to “How to Justify Morning Beer”

  1. Leif Says:

    Founder’s Breakfast Stout. It has breakfast right in there.

  2. Bill Roehl Says:

    I have a friend that just says, “how do you expect to drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.” That’s justification enough for me!

  3. doniree Says:

    I like your logic. I have always held that it is always an appropriate time for champagne/mimosas. The rest, well that’s true too.

  4. Conner Says:

    I’ll be honest, I always just say it’s 5:00 somewhere, but this logic is very sound.

  5. kristen Says:

    beer tastes good in the morning. wakes up the tasty-buds.

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