Love

Love is when you feed your cat enough days in a row that she sleeps right next to you for the entirety of your four-hour nap.

My First Overheard

I have finally been close enough to a computer after hearing something completely inane to be able contribute to the online compendium of local idiocy: Overheard in Minneapolis.

Behold!

Woman #1: Are you done for the day?
Woman #2: Yeah. Now I get to go to the store to by some fleece for kitty hats.
Woman #1: Yay! Kitties! Meow!

This is made even better by the editors, who linked to this XKCD comic in the subject line.

Cats on a Slide

In the finest internet traditions of uncreativity and theft, I present to you CATS ON A SLIDE [via, via]