How to Justify Morning Beer

If it’s before noon, it is socially acceptable to drink  Screwdrivers, Mimosas, or Bloody Marys.

Bloody Marys traditionally have beer backs.

So, you can drink a Bloody Mary with a beer back, hold the Bloody Mary.

Here’s a tip

I’m very happy to share some advice with you:

Don’t drink and blog. If you drink three glasses (not sips, glasses) of scotch and then get an idea for a blog, you’ll end up writing 1000 words asking the internet for a date. You will not come off as cool.

That is all.