I have finally been close enough to a computer after hearing something completely inane to be able contribute to the online compendium of local idiocy: Overheard in Minneapolis.
Behold!
Woman #1: Are you done for the day?
Woman #2: Yeah. Now I get to go to the store to by some fleece for kitty hats.
Woman #1: Yay! Kitties! Meow!
This is made even better by the editors, who linked to this XKCD comic in the subject line.
